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politedoge:

when you’re in a group project and you’re the only one doing work

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beyoncebeytwice:

when u walk away from ur computer but forget ur wearing earphones

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working retail

noknuckles:

me: hi how are you today?
customer: JUST LOOKING.

lindsaychrist:

doing a math question on a multiple choice test and getting an answer that isnt even listed as one of the choices

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rock-me-sexy-jesus:

I would end someone’s life if they did this to me.

rock-me-sexy-jesus:

I would end someone’s life if they did this to me.

shuckl:

wildy0ungbeautiful:

shuckl:

could i pay someone to take over my body who actually knows how to look after it so they can like. make me healthy again and then let me take over once i’m fit n healthy

You mean a personal trainer and a nutritionist

no i mean some sort of supernatural being who can do literally all of the work for me

butiknevvhim:

the concept of the purge is actually really neat but its just the fact that everyone goes for murder as their ‘crime to commit’ like??? why??? i think theyre missing out on the fact that you could steal so many pizzas and not get in trouble